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Two Fat Ladies Verdict
Two Fat Ladies caters well for all types of players, but fails to offer anything unique that would entice existing members of other Cassava Enterprises bingo sites to sign-up. However, if you’ve yet to join a Dragonfish site, you’ll find a busy and welcoming community and plenty of entertainment at Two Fat Ladies.
Design & Usability
Over the last eleven years, Two Fat Ladies has been subjected to multiple facelifts, and its latest reincarnation is possibly the jolliest one yet. It features two female twins wearing red and blue swimsuits, beaming as they proudly hold up their winning bingo cards. The wallpaper is just as fun, and includes doodles of gift boxes, scratch cards, crowns, bingo balls, bags of money, lucky horseshoes, banknotes, four leaf clovers, and words like “Jackpot” and “Win!”
This simply designed menu encourages you to sign up, view the latest promotions, or take a closer look at the slots, bingo games, and casino games on offer. There’s also a banner which advertises the welcome bonus (with the terms and conditions clearly stated underneath) followed by sections for promotions and new games.
Software & Gameplay
As with other United Commissions sites like Lucky Pence Bingo, Two Fat Ladies uses Cassava/888’s Dragonfish software, which most players find to be reliable, user-friendly, and mobile-friendly. It incorporates three types of online bingo (90-ball, 75-ball, and High 5), as well as a wealth of slots, casino games, and instant wins.
Safety & Security
Payments & Withdrawals
The available banking methods are Visa, MasterCard, Paypal, Paysafecard, Maestro, Entropay, and Neteller. You can deposit as little as £10 per transaction, and submit withdrawal requests of £20 and above. Withdrawals are processed within 48 hours.
If you can't find the answer you're looking for in the FAQ, you can get in touch with the support team by visiting the 24/7 Instant Help Room, telephoning the free-phone number, or sending an email.
Bonuses & Promotions
Two Fat Ladies offers many of the same promotions as other brands on the United Commissions network such as Moon Bingo and Ted Bingo. For example, there are Happy Hour bonuses, jackpot events like Grab a Grand, Sure Win, and The Big £10k, and a loyalty plan.
The welcome offer gives you a 300% bonus worth up to £88 and ten free spins when you add a minimum of £10 to your new account. Be warned, however, that the wagering requirements state that you must play through the total amount of your deposit and bonus 4 times on bingo or 99 times on instant games prior to cashing out, and there’s also a cap on the amount of winnings you can make from your free spins – £2.50.
Terms and Conditions: New players only. Valid until further notice. Min Deposit £10 for 10 Irish Luck Spins (max cap wins £1.5) + 100% Bingo Bonus up to £10 + £68 worth of Bingo tix: 3 tix to " The Big £10K" (worth £30. Wins paid in real cash) + 38 tix to "£50 Daily Treat" (worth £38. Wins paid in bingo bonus, wager x6 the bonus amount). Bonus wins cap: £100 + the initial bonus amount. Wagering requirements vary by game. Deposit can be withdrawn at any time. +18. T&Cs apply.
Although a dedicated mobile page has been overlooked by the website’s design team, it’s possible to play at Two Fat Ladies on a mobile device. You can download the iOS app from iTunes or head straight to the Two Fat Ladies website using your mobile web browser. The mobile platform is extremely good, and almost everything you'll find at the desktop site is also available for mobile players.
Variety & Originality
As we’ve already mentioned, Two Fat Ladies has an excellent range of games, including three bingo variants (High 5, 90-ball, and 75-ball) that run throughout the day across multiple rooms, daily, weekly, and monthly jackpot events, and an impressive line-up of slots, casino games, and scratch cards. The only drawback is the lack of exclusive games as their absence fails to give members of other Dragonfish sites good reason to sign-up.
Loyalty & Rewards
Two Fat Ladies uses the same loyalty plan as many other Dragonfish sites, including Loony Bingo and Ted Bingo. It lets you move through four different levels as you earn Jewels, which are awarded at the rate of twelve Jewels for every £1 deposited to your account.
At the higher levels, you can enjoy birthday bonuses, free spins, free game cards, and cashback, and players who are invited to join the VIP club also benefit from seasonal gifts and invitations to hospitality events.